The new student

Today we got a new addition to our class, a pretty little girl of five! She was very polite and well mannered, one who looked like she could easily become a personal favorite in no time. After her mom dropped off her lunch, she waved goodbye to her daughter and I and left. In about fifteen minutes, I received a phone call from the mother. It went something along the lines of this, "Hello Mr. Jacob. I just wanted to let you know that her food should be refrigerated since she will be having yogurt after her lunch sandwich, which should be heated for twenty seconds, and that she should put her empty containers back into her lunchbox when she is finished eating. She tends to throw them away. Also, she tends to masturbate during nap time so please redirect her. Thanks!" Wait what?! You heard me, the five year old masturbates. I don't know if her mom was too embarrassed to tell me in person or if she just plain forgot, either way she was so nonchalant about it that it was creepy. During nap time, I would walk by her cot just to check up on her. After about ten minutes after nap time started, I heard some huffing and puffing. I walked over to find that the little girl had balled up her blanket and was proceeding to hump it doggy style. I told her that she should be sleeping and she rolled over. About two minutes later, I see her butt in the air and her hands were disappearing under her skirt. I ran over and told her to wash her hands and that she was going to be reading a book with me for the rest of nap time. We read Clifford the Big Red Dog eight times before she finally passed out next to me. I think I'm going to put her in the corner during nap time from now on so that the other students, and other teachers, won't see her.