Welcome back

Today, after a two week vacation, I walked into class and everyone was so excited to see me. Horseshit kid especially, since the first words out of his mouth was, "Holy shit you're back!" It's good to be back.

Communion at school

Today, the five year old masturbator (refer back to "The new student" if you have no idea who I am talking about) was picking at a scab on her arm. The scab was a good size piece so after she had successfully taken it off, it started to bleed as you would've expected it to. As I walk over to her to scold her for picking at her scab and not listening to me prior, as I have told her not to pick at it, instantly as she made eye contact with me she begins to suck on her wound. I instinctively gag and loudly ask her what the hell she was doing. She responds, "We drink Jesus' blood at church on Sunday so it's okay!" Goddamnit I hate Mondays!