Karma's a bitch

Today is Water Wednesday! One of our new themes that we are going to be doing for the summer (this is a year round preschool). As I finished setting up all the new water toys that we got from our school director, the kids all ran out to play for recess. As they saw all the water toys spraying water everywhere, they got real hyper and loud. One particular kid, Jason, is a total bitch. He whines about everything and cries anytime anyone is too loud around him, points at him, or moves too fast around him. He's basically your average momma's boy who sits quietly in the corner by himself but when other people come near him he screams like a banshee. Anyways, he gets real rowdy and pushed another kid as he's running around on the blacktop, he was on the blacktop instead of the grass since he didn't want to get wet (the pussy). So I call for him to come over and instead of listening to me, he proceeds to headbutt my crotch and run off. After recovering, I noticed he was by himself in the corner of the blacktop standing there daydreaming and looking off into his own little world. As I was looking at him another little kid hits me with a soaking wet nerf ball. As I picked it up to retaliate, I remembered Jason's little stunt just five minutes ago. Since he was a good twenty yards away, I figured I'd make a game out of it. I nudge the teacher next to me and she turns to see what I want. "Five points if I hit Jason with this ball," I say as I cock back and launch the little spongy ball of doom towards the end of the black top. The rest of the teachers' heads, who were outside, all follow the trail of the arching ball and gasp as it lands straight onto Jason's forehead and he drops like a sack of bricks. Guess who got five points?