Monday, August 10, 2009

Communion at school

Today, the five year old masturbator (refer back to "The new student" if you have no idea who I am talking about) was picking at a scab on her arm. The scab was a good size piece so after she had successfully taken it off, it started to bleed as you would've expected it to. As I walk over to her to scold her for picking at her scab and not listening to me prior, as I have told her not to pick at it, instantly as she made eye contact with me she begins to suck on her wound. I instinctively gag and loudly ask her what the hell she was doing. She responds, "We drink Jesus' blood at church on Sunday so it's okay!" Goddamnit I hate Mondays!

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