Facepalm

So today Jake, aka "horseshit kid", felt slighted by his twin brother after his brother had taken away his toy. I see him think for a second then smirk with this stupid ass grin on his face as he calls his brother to come over. Expecting to see him wail on his brother, I watch carefully to observe what's to unfold. Jake asks his brother if his hand was bigger than his face. Baffled, his brother puts his hand up to his face to see if it truly is and Jake smashes his hand against his brother's hand making him slap himself. Being the teacher, I knew that Jake shouldn't hit others, but technically his brother hit himself. So to punish him, I exclaimed, "Jake! He just had snack and had cereal on his mouth! Now your hand smells like Corn Pops!" He gives me a weird look and proceeds to smell his own hand and I, in return, slap his hand against his own face. Then I explained, "See how that hurts others? Don't do it again."

Later on in the day, feeling tired and annoyed, Jake comes over and asks me if I wanted him to draw me anything. I respond by telling him to draw me "care" because I simply had none.